Swing Crash Discoteca
Swingers club, Póvoa de LanhosoOpen
Swing Crash Discoteca is open. Rated 3.2★ from 76 Google reviews; the newest review is from October 2026.
- 3.2★Average rating
- 76reviews
- October 2026Newest review
Updated 13 November 2026
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Details
- Status
- Open
- Address
- Av. da República 142, 4830-513 Póvoa de Lanhoso
- Phone
- +351914784038
- Website
- linktr.ee
- Newest review
- October 2026
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Before you go
- First visit
Recent reviews strongly suggest first-time visitors should ask for a clear explanation of the card billing system in writing before entry, and monitor their card closely throughout the night.
- Prices
Entrance is €20 plus a mandatory €10 drink minimum charged to a card system. Multiple recent reviews report being charged far more than this minimum, with bartenders allegedly adding unauthorised drinks to cards.
- At the door
Security staff have been reported as selective and inconsistent about who is admitted and on what grounds, with allegations of discriminatory treatment and vague or unenforced dress codes.
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About Swing Crash Discoteca
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Swing Crash is a swinger club in Póvoa de Lanhoso, Portugal. The venue itself is described as spacious and visually appealing, with a dance floor and bar area. However, recent reviews paint a deeply troubled picture: multiple guests report being systematically overcharged through a card system that allegedly adds unauthorised drinks to their bill, with staff described as dismissive and unwilling to resolve disputes.
A night here involves paying a €20 entrance fee plus a mandatory €10 consumption minimum via a card system given at entry. Reviewers consistently report arriving to find the dance floor empty and staff unfriendly. Several serious allegations describe discriminatory door policies, rude security staff, and past incidents of physical confrontation. The DJ and music selection have been criticised as weak and mismatched to advertised genres.
The overwhelmingly negative recent trend suggests this is not a welcoming or trustworthy venue at present. The pattern of financial complaints, reports of discriminatory treatment, and allegations of poor management make this a risky choice, particularly for first-time visitors or anyone seeking a respectful atmosphere.
- How opinion has moved
- Opinion has deteriorated sharply, with a cluster of nearly identical billing complaints and discrimination reports appearing in August 2026, following earlier warnings about poor service and staff behaviour since at least 2018.
- Prices mentioned
- €20 entry + €10 minimum consumption (card system); actual bills disputed
What guests love
- The building itself is visually appealing and well-designed as a venue space.
- Staff were described as friendly and approachable in at least one positive review.
What guests complain about
- Multiple guests report being charged €55 or more when the stated minimum consumption was only €10, with bartenders allegedly adding unauthorised drinks to their cards without consent.
- Staff at the cashier were described as extremely unpleasant, dismissive, and unwilling to investigate or resolve billing disputes.
- Security and door staff have been accused of discriminatory treatment based on gender, clothing choices, sexual orientation, and social connections, with some reports of physical aggression.
- The dance floor is often empty, and staff reportedly move bar workers to the dance floor to hide how quiet the venue is.
- Music selection and resident DJs have been criticised as weak, with advertised genres not matching what is actually played.
- Drink prices are described as very high relative to the poor service and empty atmosphere, with beverages poorly prepared.
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Club facts, checked against sources
1 of 2 facts confirmed by two or more independent sources. Each fact shows who says it. Confirmed = two or more independent sources agree. Prices are per night at the door and change, so check the date.
- Drinks
- Paid bar Confirmed Google Maps ×2 · August 2026Google reviews ×2 · August 2026
- Wheelchair access
- No Other sources say Google Maps · November 2026
Latest reviews from every source
I don't understand this house... How is it possible to build a barrier without justification? This house is deplorable.
A complete rip-off! Besides paying a €20 entrance fee, you're also required to pay a €10 consumption fee using a card given to you at the entrance. However, when it came time to pay, we were faced with a charge of €55! The bartender had added several drinks to the card when we only had to pay the mandatory €10. We tried to explain the situation at the cashier, but the employee was extremely unpleasant and showed no w…
A complete rip-off! In addition to the €20 entrance fee, a mandatory €10 drink purchase is required, using a card system that's handed to you upon entry. However, when it came time to pay, we were faced with a bill of €55! The bartender had added several drinks to the card, even though we were only supposed to pay the mandatory €10. We tried to explain the situation at the register, but the person there was extremely…
Uma verdadeira burla! Para além de pagar 20 € de entrada, é também obrigatório pagar 10 € de consumo, através de um cartão que nos é entregue à entrada. No momento de pagar, deparamo-nos, no entanto, com um valor de 55 €! A empregada do bar tinha adicionado várias bebidas ao cartão, quando nós apenas tínhamos de pagar os 10 € obrigatórios. Tentámos explicar a situação na caixa, mas a funcionária foi extremamente desa…
Não percebo está casa... Como e possível fazer barramento sem justificação Está casa e lamentável
Une arnaque totale ! En plus de payer 20 € l’entrée, une consommation obligatoire de 10 € est demandée, avec un système de carte qui vous est remise à l’entrée. Au moment de payer, nous nous retrouvons pourtant avec 55 € à régler ! La serveuse du bar avait ajouté plusieurs consommations sur la carte, alors que nous devions uniquement payer les 10 € obligatoires. Nous avons essayé d’expliquer la situation à la caisse,…
Tive uma experiência extremamente desagradável. Os seguranças demonstraram comportamentos rudes e preconceituosos, com atitudes claramente machistas. Priorizaram a entrada de mulheres vestindo roupas mais reveladoras, enquanto homens enfrentavam restrições severas. Além disso, demonstraram descaso em relação às pessoas da comunidade LGBTQIA+, impondo exigências como a proibição de camisas sem mangas, o que evidencia…
La boîte est très belle, le personnel est sympa. La musique n'est pas très varié c'est dommage.
Sources we checked
- Google Maps 3.2★ from 7610 reviews readnewest August 2026
- Google reviews 10 reviews readnewest October 2026
What Google reviewers talk about
kizomba · 2beautiful space · 2Latin music · 2security · 5extremely unpleasant · 2children · 2atmosphere · 2arrogant · 3house · 2nightclub · 2
Review history
Each dot is one dated Google review (20 with stars). The line is the running average. Does the owner answer?
The venue does not appear to respond to reviews on Google or other platforms.
Rating spread
Written from the venue's newest Google reviews and its own website. We paraphrase, we never quote guests, and we never name anyone.
Sources for this text: Google Maps, Google reviews, the club's own website, every review we hold.
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