The Swingin Pineapple
Swingers club, San AntonioNot verified
The Swingin Pineapple is open, as far as Google, its own website and the web archive can tell.
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Updated 13 November 2026
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Before you go
- Parking
One 2011 review mentions well-lit parking as a positive feature.
- Privacy
One review raises privacy concerns about sharing personal information with investors.
- First visit
Newcomers should be aware that pricing and entry policies have been inconsistent historically; one single male reported being quoted $350 entry, and door policies have drawn complaints about inconsistency.
- Prices
Entry fees have varied significantly; one 2012 review mentions paying $50 plus additional charges for drinks, while another criticizes lack of included refreshments.
- At the door
Door staff have received criticism for being clueless and inconsistent with policies; single male pricing has been described as exorbitant and unclear.
- Facilities
Bring your own towels and toiletries—reviews consistently note the club does not provide towels in play areas, only wipes, and bottled water has been difficult to obtain.
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About The Swingin Pineapple
The Swingin Pineapple, known by various names including Club Mystique and Club Prestige during its history, is a swinger venue in San Antonio with a tumultuous past reflected in its reviews. The club has operated since at least the early 2010s and has undergone multiple relocations, name changes, and management shifts. Based on the review timeline, the venue appears to have faced significant operational challenges over the years.
Reviews paint a picture of a venue that has struggled with consistency. When the atmosphere and crowd aligned well, visitors report enjoying themselves—particularly those attending meet-and-greet events or visiting during peak nights with good energy. However, many reviews highlight persistent issues with facilities, cleanliness, air conditioning, amenities like towels and water, music selection, and management responsiveness to problems. The quality of the experience seems heavily dependent on which night you attend and what management and staff are present.
The venue appears best suited for established lifestyle enthusiasts willing to overlook infrastructure problems in favour of the social scene, rather than newcomers seeking a polished experience. Given the age of most recent positive reviews (2021) versus the numerous complaints from 2011-2013, it's worth verifying current conditions before visiting, as the venue's operational status and current management quality remain unclear.
- Who goes
- The club attracts couples and single males from the local San Antonio area, with ages reportedly ranging from twenties to fifties, though one review noted most attendees elsewhere were over 50.
- How opinion has moved
- Reviews became noticeably more critical between 2011 and 2013, with persistent complaints about air conditioning, cleanliness, and management issues, though two recent five-star reviews from 2021 suggest possible improvements under current management.
What guests love
- The venue attracts friendly, like-minded people who genuinely enjoy socializing and meeting others in the lifestyle community.
- When the crowd and atmosphere come together, visitors report excellent fun and successful connections in the play areas.
- The dance floor and lighting setup, when functioning well, creates a good atmosphere for socializing.
- Staff members, when engaged and present, have been praised for making guests feel comfortable and welcomed.
- Some visitors report the club is busier and more active than competing venues in San Antonio.
- A few reviews praise the venue as comparable to high-quality clubs they've visited across the United States, South America, and Europe.
What guests complain about
- Air conditioning has been a recurring nightmare, with multiple reviews describing the venue as unbearably hot during events, sometimes reaching 85 degrees or higher.
- Play areas and bathrooms have been described as dirty, with sticky tables lacking ashtrays, unwashed sheets, and general lack of cleanliness in private rooms.
- The DJ frequently plays music (often hip hop) that doesn't match what the crowd wants to hear, leaving the dance floor empty despite attempts to take requests.
- The venue lacks basic amenities in play areas such as towels, lubricant, water, and washcloths, forcing guests to bring their own supplies.
- Management has been criticized as unresponsive and unhelpful during conflicts, with reports of arguments between couples occurring without staff intervention.
- Pricing and entry policies have been inconsistent and sometimes exploitative, including high single-male charges, membership destruction upon relocation, and surprise additional charges for basic items like soft drinks.
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Club facts, checked against sources
0 of 4 facts confirmed by two or more independent sources. Each fact shows who says it. Confirmed = two or more independent sources agree. Prices are per night at the door and change, so check the date.
- Entry, couple
- 50 USD Other sources say SwingersClubList · June 2012
- Entry, single man
- 350 USD Other sources say SwingersClubList · August 2011
- Single men
- Some nights only Other sources say SwingersClubList · December 2011
- Drinks
- Paid bar Other sources say SwingersClubList · June 2012
Latest reviews from every source
Awesome ppl: first off what a great looking couple... i mean i might be a bit biased but wow! and the events....top notch! just cool ppl looking to hangout and meet other like minded cool ppl!
Great Grouo, Great People: We’ve been a part of TSP for 3+ years. Many events, lots of great people.
A Work in Progress: This club is simply a work in progress. The layout of the club, and the facility itself are decent enough. However, there are significant areas of improvement this club will have to make to "get there". First of all, the music is not good. We have been to the club twice, and neither time (and especially this past weekend), the DJ plays mostly hip hop - even when the dance floor is empty from lack…
SDC Meet N Greet: WOW! A Packed club filled with erotic sexy couples, for this meet n greet. Never had this much fun at Players. Thank You Prestige Staff especially Eric. We will return again and again.
what an experience: We are newbies (that is what people call us here anyway lol) and we have been to two different clubs in san antonio. Players and Club Prestige. It is like day and night. Our first experience Players almost made us drop out of the lifestyle for good, it was only after I continuously begged my wife that we try another club and a free shopping spree on the credit card, that she agreed. Wow what a nig…
Can I get a refund?: Went there and it was a big let down, wouldn't recommend it to anyone. Pay $50 and still have to pay for a Coke, are you serious? Been to hotel parties better than this so called swingers club while paying less while getting free refreshments and food. It was a hot mess I tell you, maybe one or two couples worth talking to also... Should have drank my $50 away at home!
Mystique or Players?: I don't know which one is better. I haven't been there. Only have to say that the best Club in the world is the one in Miami, FL, the "Miami Velvet" Swingers club. There are no problems there, except deciding who you are going to pair up with to enjoy yourselves. There are so many couples, and singles of both sexes there. The people are easy going and have a great time. I have been going there f…
Awesome Fun, Great Peeps: i am soooooo glad that on a whim/reminder from an old girlfriend that i went to the club and renewed my membership this past Friday night after leaving another club. I met the new staff and owners. I had not been, in at least 6 months ( i was dating someone not in the "style"). Anyway, i renewed; the staff intro'd me as a renewed single male. Had a GREAT time back. Met a couple of AWESOME co…
Sources we checked
- SwingersClubList 2★ from 2727 reviews readnewest October 2021
Review history
Each dot is one dated Google review (27 with stars). The line is the running average. Does the owner answer?
The venue's ownership and management have changed multiple times, and recent reviews (2021) suggest current management may be more engaged, though reviews from 2011-2013 show little evidence of owners responding to or addressing published complaints.
Written from the venue's newest Google reviews and its own website. We paraphrase, we never quote guests, and we never name anyone.
Sources for this text: SwingersClubList, every review we hold.
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