La Mirage Swingers - Adults Only - WEB OFICIAL®
Lifestyle resort, San Bartolomé de TirajanaGone quiet
La Mirage Swingers - Adults Only - WEB OFICIAL® is marked as gone quiet. Last sign of life: July 2026.
- 4.4★Average rating
- 116reviews
- October 2026Newest review
Updated 13 November 2026
This venue has closed or gone quiet. Here are open clubs nearby.
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Details
- Status
- Gone quiet
- Address
- Av. Touroperador Vingresor, 25, 35100 San Bartolomé de Tirajana, Las Palmas
- Phone
- +34928774848
- Newest review
- October 2026
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What reviewers say
Swimming pool with loungers at sunset 
Modern bedroom with comfortable furnishings Google 
Resort pool with loungers and garden Google 
Resort pool with loungers and garden area Google 
Modern lounge area with seating and dining Google Photos from the venue's own website, lamirageswingers.com. Photos marked Google come from Google Maps contributors. Your photo? Ask us to remove it.
An adults-only swinger resort attracting primarily couples aged 40 and over, with recently renovated rooms and restaurant facilities. Reviews are mixed: some praise cleanliness and staff friendliness, while others report poor customer service, lack of basic amenities, and overly strict policies.
- Suits
- older couples, longer stays
What guests love
- stylishly renovated rooms with comfortable beds
- friendly and attentive staff
- good restaurant facilities
What guests complain about
- lacks basic toiletries despite modernization
- insufficient sun loungers
- rigid, unwelcoming policies and poor customer service
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Club facts, checked against sources
0 of 8 facts confirmed by two or more independent sources. Each fact shows who says it. Confirmed = two or more independent sources agree. Prices are per night at the door and change, so check the date.
- Membership
- None Club says Club website · November 2026
- Facilities
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- Pool Other sources say Google Maps ×2 · November 2026
- Jacuzzi Other sources say Google Maps ×2 · November 2026
- Play rooms Other sources say Google Maps ×2 · November 2026
- Bar Other sources say Google Maps · February 2026
- Food
- Restaurant Other sources say Google Maps · February 2026
- Drinks
- Paid bar Other sources say Google Maps · January 2024
- Parking
- Street Other sources say Google Maps · February 2026
- Typical age
- 50 and over Sources differ Google Maps · October 2026Google reviews · May 2026 other sources say: Mixed
- Minimum age
- 21 Club says Club website · November 2026
- Booking
- Required Club says Club website · November 2026
Latest reviews from every source
The resort is very clean, with a pleasant atmosphere and friendly staff. There are quite a lot of older couples staying here. The usual holidayresort problem is that there aren’t enough sun loungers (there is plenty of space for more, so the hotel should consider buying some) and that people reserve the loungers with their towels early in the morning. Apart from that, it’s a lovely place, and we would happily come ba…
As a couple (both in our mid-40s), we booked six nights at La Mirage in May 2026. The rooms were definitely a highlight: they had been stylishly renovated, were modernly furnished, and offered a very comfortable bed. The kitchen equipment was also complete and functional for our needs. However, in a modernly renovated resort, we would have expected at least shower gel, shampoo, hand soap, tissues, and higher-quality…
Asking passports details just for a day pass is not very smart, going in there for a day pass was just going into the restaurant, why would you need my passport? Instead of trying to make it seem so serious, they should try to make place more fun and more welcoming.
Wir hatten als Paar (beide Mitte 40) sechs Nächte im Mai 2026 im La Mirage gebucht. Positiv hervorzuheben sind definitiv die Zimmer: Sie wurden stilvoll renoviert, sind modern eingerichtet und bieten ein sehr bequemes Bett. Auch die Küchenausstattung war für unsere Bedürfnisse vollständig und funktional. Allerdings hätten wir bei einem modern renovierten Resort zumindest Duschgel, Shampoo, Handseife, Kleenex sowie ho…
Our stay at this hotel was very pleasant overall. From the moment we arrived, the staff were attentive, friendly, and always willing to help, making for a comfortable and welcoming experience. The rooms were clean, well-maintained, and had all the necessary amenities for a good night's sleep. The facilities were also in good condition, and the atmosphere was peaceful, ideal for unwinding. As a suggestion for improvem…
It's shameful that in a supposedly inclusive place there's such disrespect and rudeness, and the staff tolerates it. It's like visiting Jurassic Park... the senior citizen subsidy falls short... what a waste of money... what a shame about the management!
We wanted to inquire about La Mirage in person. We have rarely been treated so rudely and dismissively. Apparently, they have so many guests that they don't need any more.
A lovely complex of bungalows refurbished in 2019 with a nice open plan feel. 2 outdoor jacuzzi's refurbished in 2024/25 . A good friendly vibe from the couples that stay there , easy taxi ride to restaurants or walk to the beach .|Outside area and bungalows kept very clean by hard working staff . Day pass available if you want to visit . Airport transfer available to book via the reception and small shop on site .
Sources we checked
- Google Maps 4.4★ from 11623 reviews readnewest May 2026
- Google reviews 10 reviews readnewest October 2026
What Google reviewers talk about
bungalows · 4jacuzzi · 5swimming pool · 10play rooms · 2swinger resort · 3quiet place · 10Theme nights · 2renovated · 2cozy place · 4well-maintained · 2
Review history
Each dot is one dated Google review (33 with stars). The line is the running average. Rating spread
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