LE MISS V
Swingers club, ArgiésansOpen
LE MISS V is open. Rated 4.8★ from 224 Google reviews; the newest review is from October 2026.
- 4.8★Average rating
- 224reviews
- October 2026Newest review
Updated 13 November 2026
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Details
- Mon13:00–19:00
- Tue13:00–19:00
- Wed13:00–19:00
- Thu13:00–19:00
- Fri13:00–19:00
- Sat13:00–19:00
- Sun14:00–19:00
- Status
- Open
- Address
- 7 ter Rue des Alisiers, 90800 Argiésans, Frankreich
- Phone
- +33650369794
- Website
- lemissv.com
- Newest review
- October 2026
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What reviewers say
Neon-lit dance floor with bar seating area Google 
Shaded garden seating area with umbrellas Google Photos marked Google come from Google Maps contributors. Your photo? Ask us to remove it.
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Club facts, checked against sources
1 of 9 facts confirmed by two or more independent sources. Each fact shows who says it. Confirmed = two or more independent sources agree. Prices are per night at the door and change, so check the date.
- Entry, couple
- 40 EUR Club says Club website · November 2026
- Entry, single woman
- 15 EUR Club says Club website · November 2026
- Entry, single man
- 40 EUR Club says Club website · November 2026
- Open on
- Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday Confirmed Club website · November 2026Google Maps · November 2026
- Facilities
- Sauna, Steam room, Pool, Jacuzzi, Bar, Outdoor area, Lockers, Showers Club says Club website · November 2026
- Drinks
- Included Club says Club website · November 2026
- Wheelchair access
- Yes Other sources say Google Maps · November 2026
- Minimum age
- 18 Club says Club website · November 2026
- Closed for good
- No Club says Club website · November 2026
Latest reviews from every source
A very welcoming and friendly club. The premises are very clean and pleasant. The atmosphere and music are fantastic.
✨ The boss's birthday party… what an atmosphere! 🎉 The DJ was amazing 🎶 and really got everyone dancing… A great atmosphere, good music, and above all, lots of fun shared. 🥂 A truly successful evening. ✨
The club is very nice, with a great welcome from the manager. We loved its layout and the spa area. But… what spoils the experience, as in other clubs, except those that have truly grasped the problem, is the presence of certain single men. They're real creeps, persistent, and won't leave you alone all afternoon, constantly following you. You can tell them no once, and they just don't get it! They're not at all into…
Le club est très bien, avec un super accueil de la gérante, nous avons adoré son agencement et sa partie balnéo. Mais… ce qui gâche l’expérience, comme dans d’autres clubs, sauf ceux qui ont vraiment pris conscience du problème, ce sont certains hommes seuls. Des gros lourdingues, insistants, qui ne te lâchent pas la grappe de l’après midi, qui te suivent en permanence. Tu peux leur dire non une fois, ils ne comprenn…
I'm going to give my opinion after going six times, both weekdays and weekends for the GANG BANG afternoons. The cleanliness, the welcome, the owners, the waiters, the spa, the pool, the bar, the sauna, the hammam, the terrace, and so on—everything is perfect. It's a little corner of paradise. I have absolutely no complaints; I would have given it five stars. However, there's one problem, which is why I removed one s…
After a very long absence, I finally discovered the terrace and the pool: Wow, this outdoor space is fantastic, so pleasant in this beautiful weather. No need to go to the smoking lounge anymore, lol. A relaxing moment with very nice people. In short, a great afternoon!
Après une très longue absence, j'ai enfin découvert la terrasse et la piscine : Bravo, c'est génial cet extérieur , super agréable avec ce beau temps. Plus besoin d'aller au salon fumeurs lol Un moment de détente avec des gens très sympas, Bref, un super après-midi !
Je vais donner mon avis après être allé 6 fois, en semaine comme en week-end pour les après-midi GANG BANG, pour la propreté, l'accueil, les patrons, les serveurs, le spa, la piscine, bar sauna, hammam, terrasse et j'en passe, tout est parfait, c'est un petit coin de paradis, il n'y a rien à redire pour ma part, j'aurais mis 5 étoiles, seulement, il y a un soucis, c'est pourquoi, j'ai enlevé une étoile même si ce n'e…
Sources we checked
- Google Maps 4.8★ from 2246 reviews readnewest October 2026
- JOYclub 5★ from 11 reviews readnewest May 2026
- Google reviews 10 reviews readnewest October 2026
What Google reviewers talk about
hammam · 10cozy corners · 7jacuzzi · 7Cleanliness · 31welcoming staff · 10naughty corners · 2respectful clientele · 11terrace · 6welcoming club · 5sauna · 13
Review history
Each dot is one dated Google review (17 with stars). The line is the running average. Rating spread
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